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Apr 15
Apr 13

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

Apr 11
heytinafey:

jamie lee taking an important business call on the go

heytinafey:

jamie lee taking an important business call on the go

Mar 21
Mar 15
Mar 14

h0odrich:

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Mar 13

assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

Mar 11
Mar 11

x105b:

when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano

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Mar 11

teacakes:

OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.